I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.

I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life.

I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.

For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.

I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'

I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.