I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.

I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life.

We live in an age where people are like, "I'd love to catch up. Maybe text me later? But don't call because I don't really listen to my messages. But if you text me..." We've displaced interaction into sound bites and untethered phrases and sentences that come up on the phone as Twitter feed.

As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be heralded as geniuses and become huge. Of course, all of you think that one describes you...hence the delusion necessary to push on.