I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar or on the microphone or out on the road, I'm cleaning pots and pans or freaking out about some plumbing issue or tweeting.

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.