Iโm glad to be part of the war on sadness. Iโm a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.
Marc MaronWhen you're a kid, you always feel you have this weird kindred-spirit thing with other Jews, until you get older and you realize it's just middle-class bourgeois Jews that sort of fit a template that your family fits into one way or another.
Marc MaronThey are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.
Marc MaronThatโs the big challenge of lifeโto chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you donโt annoy your friends with your whining.
Marc Maron