In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special.

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.

There are a lot of things that I'm allowing myself to be, but it's a conscious effort to experience contentment for me. My brain doesn't do that naturally. I'm very overwhelmed all of the time.

If you let someone talk for an hour, you're gonna have a pretty good idea of who they are, and I think that's more rewarding than me sitting there going, "That's complete bullshit about health care."

Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.

I was married once before, and I stopped.