I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.

We live in a culture where people are self-centered and careerist and everybody seems to think they have too much on their plate or they just don't have time for other people's pain.

Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing it out over time on stage and in front of people until it becomes a full bit.