It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time.

It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time.

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.

I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to write a show about your life.

There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked stuff, and I would take it to the hotel, and it was making me fat.

That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize that you're not immortal and you've got to take care of yourself. And then laugh it off and fly away.

I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life.