It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.

You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always those burnt, black kernels that don’t pop. You know why they don’t pop? Because they have integrity.

It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.'

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.