Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along.
Marc MaronIām glad to be part of the war on sadness. Iām a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.
Marc MaronThey are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.
Marc Maron