Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

There are a lot of things that I'm allowing myself to be, but it's a conscious effort to experience contentment for me. My brain doesn't do that naturally. I'm very overwhelmed all of the time.

Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh.

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

My monologues aren't always funny. They're generally thoughtful. Sometimes at different levels of aggravation. And sometimes no aggravation. But the pressure on me is not to be joke-efficient when I'm talking on this mic. And that sets the tone.