There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.

I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect for or not, and being challenged by the immediacy of conversation.