Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected to the world.

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.

Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, "No you can't.

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.

I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.

There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.