In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
Marc MaronFor 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.
Marc MaronI always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
Marc Maron