Throughout history, most of the wrongs of the world have resulted from people absolutely sure they were in the right.

Sometimes I wonder which is worse - confrontational people who are afraid of caring or caring people who are afraid of confrontation.

Never confuse the importance of things with things of importance.

The best thing about the battle between the sexes is often the sex between the battles.

A life without purpose is like a novel without a plot. It wanders all over the place, is hard to follow, and in the end, doesn't get particularly good reviews.

Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like conventional ovens; they take twenty minutes to heat up, but can go on cooking for hours.

Why is it that the most important stuff to listen to is almost always the stuff we don't want to hear?