If you are completely comfortable with your life, and feeling absolutely no anxiety, then you are probably coasting, and not really growing.

The young think about how they'll change the world, the old think about how the world has changed.

The secret of a successful relationship is avoiding the unforgivable and forgiving the unavoidable.

Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like conventional ovens; they take twenty minutes to heat up, but can go on cooking for hours.

Some people have a perverse talent; they're capable of shooting themselves in the foot and stabbing themselves in the back at the exact same time.

Never confuse the importance of things with things of importance.

When we're young, everything is possible; when we're old, possibilities are everything.