It's hard to find peace with your thighs, but when they chafe, try to be grateful for them. Your thighs let you run and get you where you want to go. I have not just thigh peace but thigh happiness, and it begins with thigh gratitude.

I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at it in the right way, if you can accept it and enjoy it in the right way.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to.

I've always been an ajumma, but when you get older, the culture we were brought up in works in our favor where aging is good, combatting the Hollywood idea that aging is bad. I'm very grateful for that.

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -