Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

If you have sex, it should be for you, not for the other person.

Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness.

You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.

Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff.

I'm lucky that I have good genetics. Like you said, it just gets better as I get older.

It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking.