If you say you're not a feminist, you're almost denying your own existence.

[An article about Cho] started out, "Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho..." What is "zaftig?" Isn't that German for "big fat pig?" I guess I was lucky - "zaftig" is kind of a nice word. It could have been, "Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho."

Silence equals nonexistence. If I don't raise my voice, it's like I never existed.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

I will never stop complaining.

There's lot of social censorship now, especially in this era of ubiquitous social media.