Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

My history in show business spans over a quarter of a century, and I have seen many people in the industry struggle with coming out, only to find much more success after they finally did.

Comedy is a noble art.

I think that sometimes people [who overreact or lash out] will hang on to their point just because they're so embarrassed that they made it. They won't set it down because they are the authors of these [disproportionate responses] and they have a lot to be embarrassed about.

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.