In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic.

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.

I will never stop complaining.

If you have sex, it should be for you, not for the other person.

I love singing and that's kind of my new thing.

I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.