In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.

My life is anything but typical.

I started [performing] so young that it might have just been that I kind of had to grow up and make people understand that I was worth listening to, even though I was a child.

No wonder all the great comedians had such destructive private lives. ... After you get the audience into that kind of frenzy, and you are being worshiped like the false idol you are, how do you leave the stage and transition back into real life? ... What is there left to do but set yourself on fire?

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.