Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

I loved everything. I read everything. Art and poetry and literature and trash and sci fi. I didn't know what I would become yet and I needed to read to figure it out.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

I am always writing no matter what I am doing and no matter what it is for.

I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.

It’s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else’s story.

I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else.