Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.

Grow up and let anyone try to content with the adult you.

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.

Comedy is quite a difficult place for queers and for women.

My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine pleasure to exact the revenge of the brutalized child that resides within.