My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?
I will never stop complaining.
Im not a mom, but I think the word mother is about wisdom.
George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.
I am a big Ellen fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.