Humanity is a natural foil for inhumanity, and humanity is what will ultimately keep us going when all else has failed.

Homophobia is a tough one. In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic. Comedy clubs in general are very unsafe spaces for LGBT, for women, for Asian people. So my goal in comedy has sort of been to make this a safe space for people who were like me.

Christ's purpose was to really show how everyone can be loved and how everyone should be loved and accepted.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

I started [performing] so young that it might have just been that I kind of had to grow up and make people understand that I was worth listening to, even though I was a child.

I don't want to hurt anybody because of their looks. That's been used to hurt me so much.

I always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes.