I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.
Margaret ChoTry to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try to be happy, because you may not see tomorrow. There is someone this morning, who didn't wake up, who will never see this day. Try to feel lucky that this is not you.
Margaret ChoI always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes.
Margaret Cho