I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't imagine my life without them.

George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.

Humanity is a natural foil for inhumanity, and humanity is what will ultimately keep us going when all else has failed.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to be able to decide. I don't know if I could stand that kind of commitment, or if I am really honest, I don't think that I could handle being that vulnerable to someone else.

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.

I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else.