It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

I'm super-obsessed with 'Intervention.' I wrote a song about it.

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?

Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose.

I have a box of awards in the closet. I think it is weird to put them out. I might if I had an Emmy or Oscar, but I don't.

I don't understand the whole Christian conservativism doesn't make sense to me because I was raised very Christian and its kind of an odd thing but my parents, my family is also very conservative in their own way but I understand the bible and I studied Christianity very well and I don't see where the hatred of gays comes from because it really defeats Christ's purpose.

I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would love to go mainstream, but my comedy is too edgy. It's always too dirty. It's always too filthy. I'm dying to sell out. But I love doing comedy, I love touring, and I think I would do everything for free.