It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

Comedy is quite a difficult place for queers and for women.

I helped deliver one of my best friend's children. I just was so amazed by my friend, because she was not just a woman, she was not just a mother. At that moment she was creation; she was life; she was God. And as I looked in her eyes, BOOM! Her pussy exploded.

The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.