I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would love to go mainstream, but my comedy is too edgy. It's always too dirty. It's always too filthy. I'm dying to sell out. But I love doing comedy, I love touring, and I think I would do everything for free.

Since I became a dancer, I have felt much better about myself.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them?

Sex in general, for me, is a lot of different aspects of humanity, not just my relationships. It's my relationship to myself and my body.

I mean, what's great about touring is that's what you do. You're in a constant state of motion and then you stop to do a show and you move onto the next city. All you have to do is do the show. That's the only responsibility that you have.

My attitude toward peace does not depend on which war we are discussing. I think that words should do the work of bombs.