That's part of being an artist; you have to be that sensitive.

That's the nature of comedy. You always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy is most effective.

My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to.

Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.

I always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes.

Homophobia is a tough one. In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic. Comedy clubs in general are very unsafe spaces for LGBT, for women, for Asian people. So my goal in comedy has sort of been to make this a safe space for people who were like me.

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.