I'd like to put across the notion that bad taste is actually good for you.

Now on Facebook I have all these 'friends' who used to bully me, and they're like, 'We're so proud! We love you!' They come to shows and want to take a picture, and they're like, 'Don't you remember us?' And I'm like, 'I'm sorry, I don't.' And I feel bad, but I feel good.

I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin.

I think I heard it [ Ferris Bueller's Day Off ] earlier. This was being played on a station in San Francisco called Live 105, which was a new wave station. It was one of the first stations to change its format in the early '80s. There was this wave of really strange music coming from Europe like Kraftwork and Freur.

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.

I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.

You have to adhere to a certain morality, a certain level of decorum, or else you'll be punished and labeled.