I'd like to put across the notion that bad taste is actually good for you.

I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to be able to decide. I don't know if I could stand that kind of commitment, or if I am really honest, I don't think that I could handle being that vulnerable to someone else.

You have to constantly recreate yourself in show business, which is a very fast thing, especially now with the tremendous speed of social media. There are so many personalities, so many different kinds of comedy that you can access, so it’s definitely important to stake your claim and say who you are.

One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.

Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.

To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important.