One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.

I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

I feel like this song [Yello, "Oh Yeah"] was probably done in a couple of minutes in a studio. There was probably no thought behind it; they were just playing with some samples and threw it together. I feel like there's no dream behind the song. Usually there's a dream or some kind of passion attached to a song. This song feels very empty. It made a lot of money for the songwriters but at the expense of culture.

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.

I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it.

It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.