I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.

When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy. All she said was 'Oh maybe it's better if you just die,' because it was killing her that I was doing this.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose.