I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.

I've worked with incredible producers who have also taken my voice and brought it to another level. I think I have some natural abilities, but it's the technique that I've been learning from the best that keeps me going. I'm really honored to do it.

People are so sensitive about race that they can't hear someone speaking about their life in a very true way, or doing satire or political parody.

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.

I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to be able to decide. I don't know if I could stand that kind of commitment, or if I am really honest, I don't think that I could handle being that vulnerable to someone else.

I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet.

You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.