I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet.

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.

My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to.

That's the nature of comedy. You always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy is most effective.

[Fur] is really ridiculous. It's outrageous. We're not living in igloos. We don't need to trade pelts anymore. There is this diabolical idea that fur is fashionable. It's not. It's death. There's no excuse for it.

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.

I'd like to put across the notion that bad taste is actually good for you.