I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to do. It's one of the most appealing things about comedy for me, so I do really have an affection for it.

I think white people like to tell Asian people how they should feel about race because they're too scared to tell black people.

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.

Korean children get a lot of fuss made over them, I guess because life was tough in the old country, and it was a big deal if you survived. There's a big party thrown when you are 100 days old, followed by another when you make it to one whole year.

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.

I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?