We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.

I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.

I want to get married but I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I can't decide what I want, and I don't want to be stuck with something I'd grow to hate and have surgically removed.

To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important.

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

That's the nature of comedy. You always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy is most effective.