Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose.

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking.

I got back from Toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of SARS - you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome.

When people think the world of you, be careful with them.

Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with.