Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.

I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming.

No matter what these terrorists do, I refuse to be terrorized. All this requires is just a few alterations in our day to day lives. For example, my first instinct when I receive an envelope full of white powder... is to snort it! I just won't do that this time!

People are really terrified of me. I don't know why, I'm very nice, but people are very intimidated by me.

I don't want to hurt anybody because of their looks. That's been used to hurt me so much.

I don't like catchphrases either. A current one would be, "Bye, Felicia." It's used so much that we don't even know the origin anymore.

I'm a huge fan of the people and things that are considered the epitomes of tastelessness - things like drag and raunchy comedy.