Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.

When people think the world of you, be careful with them.

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.

Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose.

People are really terrified of me. I don't know why, I'm very nice, but people are very intimidated by me.

In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic.

I love tattooed women, maybe because they are uncontrollable, they are themselves to the point of drawing symbols of their power on their skin. Talk about owning your own body, being in your body, claiming yourself. I love it. When the world is in an uproar over whether women should have a choice or not when it comes to their own bodies, being tattooed is one of the most visible choices of all.