Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.

I think sex is really about the self, and really a self-reflection.

My life is anything but typical.

I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin.

I always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes.

My parents never really had that much money, so I kind of live in the same world that they do.