The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.

I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form.

Homophobia is a tough one. In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic. Comedy clubs in general are very unsafe spaces for LGBT, for women, for Asian people. So my goal in comedy has sort of been to make this a safe space for people who were like me.

I have a song about how much I hate emojis and the lazy thinking of people who use them. I wish that more people had respect for the English language.

I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

I think that reaching out to kids that feel really isolated is a life saving gesture that we have a responsibility as older queers to do.

I will never stop complaining.