If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'
Margaret ChoOver half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?
Margaret ChoI have a song about how much I hate emojis and the lazy thinking of people who use them. I wish that more people had respect for the English language.
Margaret Cho