In America, I'm a foreigner because of my Korean heritage. In Asia, because I was born in America, I'm a foreigner. I'm always a foreigner.

As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy.

Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.

[Smoking] was a comfort, an occupation, a drug, a casual habit, a distraction, a way to not eat, a way to not pay attention, a way to not feel.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

A few words about ‘trannychasing.’ I am not a trannychaser. Ok, actually I am a trannychaser. No I am not. I am a trannycatcher! Just kidding!

I think political correctness really does help us when it serves us but it doesn't help us when it silences us.