Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.

Comedians and people in general have a cultural right to talk about their own culture and race.

I think that sometimes people [who overreact or lash out] will hang on to their point just because they're so embarrassed that they made it. They won't set it down because they are the authors of these [disproportionate responses] and they have a lot to be embarrassed about.

My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and fragile and impressionable - and someone else's! As much as I hate borrowing stuff, that is how much I hate holding other people's babies. It's too much responsibility.

People are really terrified of me. I don't know why, I'm very nice, but people are very intimidated by me.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.