For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!

To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them?

It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking.

It's always considered bad taste to comment on a tragedy right when it's happening, but I love when something is considered too soon to talk about because then you can blast past that social censorship to get into something real.

My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and fragile and impressionable - and someone else's! As much as I hate borrowing stuff, that is how much I hate holding other people's babies. It's too much responsibility.