My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."
Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."