There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."