My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.
Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.