I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you're letting the smoke out'
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.