My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."

Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you're letting the smoke out'

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.