Los Angeles: A city I like because it's easy to tell who the strange people are.

A book collection is a cross between a Rorschach test and This Is Y our Life. It marks your life clearly like rings on a tree.

In my experience, Cupid's arrows rarely strike two people with the same definition of cleanliness. One partner usually feels like he or she is being asked to live in a furniture exhibit in the British Museum. The other partner remains convinced that he or she is forced to contend with the human version of Hurricane Gilbert.

Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.

Truth is funnier than most things you can make up.

I think bad taste should be a felony.

... blueprints are like pets and children -- difficult to appreciate or understand unless they're yours.