A book collection is a cross between a Rorschach test and This Is Y our Life. It marks your life clearly like rings on a tree.

I have never enjoyed an experience that begins at five A.M.

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.

A book collection is a cross between a Rorschach test and This Is Y our Life. It marks your life clearly like rings on a tree.

We are living in the era of the busybody. In ancient Greece, if a person wanted guidance, it involved a long, arduous expensive journey to consult the oracle at Delphi. Today, if you want guidance, all you have to do is unplug your ears.

My husband says that I'm afraid of heights, but that's not true. What I'm afraid of is falling.

Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.