Truth is funnier than most things you can make up.
I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.
One person's mess is merely another person's filing system.
I have never enjoyed an experience that begins at five A.M.
But a hobby, like a habit, makes you forget about important things in life.
A book collection is a cross between a Rorschach test and This Is Y our Life. It marks your life clearly like rings on a tree.