I was born serious and I have earned my bread making other people laugh.
That's the unfortunate thing about death. It's so terribly final.
Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning. . . . I have played my life as a comedy rather than the tragedy many would have made of it.
It is not how old you are, but how you are old.
In order to represent life on the stage, we must rub elbows with life, live ourselves
No vice is so bad as advice.