Nights are not just for sleep.
I know I will never be happy, but I know I can be gay!
I enjoy acting when you really hit it right.
Naturally, there are times when every woman likes to be flattered... to feel she is the most important thing in someone's world. Only a man can paint this picture.
Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have.
There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'