I think every human being knows how to hate. Because if they didn't know how to hate how to hate they wouldn't know how to love.

I keep my undies in the icebox!

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

Doing a scene is like opening a bottle. If it doesn't open one way, try another - perhaps even give it up for another bottle?

As far as I can make out, women's friendships with each other are based on a gush of lies and pretty speeches that mean nothing. You'd think they were all wolves trying to seduce each other the way they flatter and flirt when they're together.

all girls are beautiful in their own way