Scientists and creationists are always at odds, of course.

I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality.

Know how to behave at a fine restaurant, which is a telltale measure of social maturity.

Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.

Spending waiting moments doing crossword puzzles or reading a book you brought yourself.

Be able to keep a secret or promise when you know in your heart that it is the right thing to do.

If your head tells you one thing, and your heart tells you another, before you do anything, you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart.