Scientists and creationists are always at odds, of course.

Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail.

Know how to behave at a fine restaurant, which is a telltale measure of social maturity.

A fool is someone whose pencil wears out before its eraser does.

A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience.

Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway.

Society needs people who can manage projects in addition to handling individual tasks.