Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.

Experts say you can't concentrate on more than one task at a time.

I believe that love--not imitation--is the sincerest form of flattery. Your imitator thinks that you can be duplicated; your lover knows you can't.

Play more than one game at a time. This is a painless way to learn how to do many things at once.

Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal.

The only real meaning in life can be found in a good man. And maybe Paris. Preferably the two together.

I think one of the problems [with raising intelligent children] is compulsory schooling...and that children are sitting there and they are taught and told what to believe. They are passive from the very beginning, and one must be very, very aggressive intellectually to have a high IQ [...] the child is taught. Right from the beginning, it's a passive process. He or she sits there, and they simply try to believe everything they're told.