Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.

Be able to correctly pronounce the words you would like to speak and have excellent spoken grammar.

Success may be the ability to be happy with whatever we're stuck with.

Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway.

Try square dancing-at least long enough to no longer feel silly and begin to have fun.

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced.

If you're wondering if you're dreaming, you're dreaming.