Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.

The length of your education is less important than its breadth, and the length of your life is less important than its depth.

Working in an office with an array of electronic devices is like trying to get something done at home with half a dozen small children around. The calls for attention are constant.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

If you never heard opportunity knock, maybe you're never at home.

A fool is someone whose pencil wears out before its eraser does.

Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.